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what if we bore flowers?
30,000 American Troops carried 3 billion Dollars of Flowers across the
Iraqi borders today as a sign of peace. They then
joined with the Iraqi troops in praying to Allah. The Iraqi troops then
joined with the American troops and prayed to God. Then then shared a
simple meal together of bread and water. And a long-awaited process
of peace got underway.
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this is all very bad
i liken to this war to extracting a wisdom tooth
- a painful process that probably isn't worth the effort
unless you've got a very good anaesthetic,
a very good surgeon,
and very good aftercare
but in this war, there is no anaesthetic,
the surgeon's qualifications are doubtful,
and the required aftercare is inestimable
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children-shhh! look here!
boys, you have been playing with all the toys lately and making everyone
cry -- Saadaam, yes I'm talking about you and you George, I'm talking
about you, Tony, come back over here, sit down - and uh, oh, yes youuuu
Johnnie Howard, c'm back here
righto girls, get ready for your turn. Spice Girls, Dixie Chicks, girls
wherever you are, here you go, your turn. the boys can sit and watch
for a while. Saadaam give that girl under the under the veil over there
your oil and those chemicals, George you give Posh Spice all that
military stuff, geez, where did you get all that from? [raised
eyebrows]....uh....Tony...Tony, give your green stuff to...uh...Dame
Edna for a while, and you, Johnniee Howard, c'mere you little ratbag,
give your stuff to Natasha so she can have a turn.
righto sit down here boys, there you go, and let's watch for a while and
see what happens. nuh-uh, no playing with your willies, just
watch, ok?
ok - the girl from under the veil is singing...umm...it sounds like a
song of sorrow and sadness and fear....oh....she's saying here you go,
come and have our oil, but please, please leave us in peace, it hasn't
been very much fun here at times, but could you find a better way of
helping us than dropping all these bombs everywhere.......
Posh Spice says well, i dunno, let's see, what if I put all my
military bits over here in this corner, I come over, talk to you about
it and we can see how we could help each other out without getting silly
about it. Dame Edna says yes, what a great idea, and so does Natasha,
they go along too, along with some caring friends.
They have a little party and the girl from under the veil takes the
others around and explains what is happening in her country. Posh Spice
says I'll take this info away and talk to my people. he then brings
back more people to have a first-hand, honest look at the Iraqi
situation and they call on some of the best minds and they talk to the
people about what they want. this information is then explained to all
the people and they tell the leaders whether this is what they want, and
then all the girls agree on the best solution.
The girl from under the veil feels so good about the newfound
generosity of the people around her that she also takes into account
their needs and gives them good access to the oil they need, although
they all acknowledge that it is a finite resource and that in the
building of a new era of international cooperation, they will work
together on training and employing people who will develop alternative
fuel methods for the future; the girls don't quite agree on everything,
especially if you start talking religion, but hey, that's life,
everyone's a bit different, eh?
ok, your turn again, boys, see how you go...------------------------------------------------------- |